This Is Why I Can’t Have Nice Things

If you know anything about me, you know that I am a bit accident prone. I mean, I have my own day of the week – Minday – to refer to those Murphy’s… Continue reading

Pitch Perfect – Pitch Perfect comedy, that is

Once again, I’m late to the party. Pretty much since Pitch Perfect came out, people have been telling me I should watch it. And I’ve been rolling my eyes thinking, “It’s a movie… Continue reading

The Expendables: Bad acting and steroids are a hilarious combination

  Welcome, everyone, to this meeting of Overactors Anonymous. I’m your host Sylvester Stallone. Today, I’m proud to present my first film in 11 trillion years to not feature a character named Rocky… Continue reading

The Innkeepers – Why I now wear Depends when watching movies

About a month ago, I heard of review of a little indie horror by Ti West. It said that The Innkeepers was a slow burn that, while good, wasn’t too scary. My quivering kneecaps… Continue reading

Piranha 3-D

My review in one word: NOOOoOoOoOOoOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! That’s for killing Adam Scott. Jerks.

Adam Scott – Hellooooooo Doctor!

After sitting through all of “Party Down” and every episode of “Parks and Recreation” that have currently aired, I have come to one conclusion. Adam Scott is hot. And apparently I’m a poet.… Continue reading

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil – My kind of horror

Dear iTunes, You are going to be the death of me. Or at least the reason why I never leave my house again. Since you began offering rentals of films currently in theaters… Continue reading

Quarantine 2: Terminal – Terminal hilarity, that is!

On the night I curled up on the couch to watch Quarantine 2: Terminal, I posted the following on Get Glue when I checked in: “Of course it’s going to be cheesy. It… Continue reading

Found Footage: The good and the blah

I feel like I have been ranting and raving about found footage films for about sixteen years now, though it’s probably only been a few years. When done right, you, the viewer, are… Continue reading

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog – Hilarity in 15 minute increments.

Well, well, well. If it isn’t the awesome Neil Patrick Harris. We meet again, my old friend. “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog” isn’t new to me (and hopefully not to y’all as well). Instead,… Continue reading